What do you think, readers? Would you like to get fascinating life updates from me like:
-Vacuumed wooden beer crate
-Washed Hypercolor T-shirt
-Used cotton ball to clean orange helmet
-Used Q-tip to clean shot glass
-Stuffed smelly wedding dress into fume hood
I love my job, but it often strikes me as a really weird gig. When I try to explain what I do, the first question people usually ask is, "Ok, so what do you actually do all day?" And then I have to respond with something like, "Well today I tenderly washed a novelty T-shirt from the 1990s in a bath of water and gentle surfactant."